Regifting script
Saturday, December 22, 2007
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SS: Merry Christmas, big brother.

TR: Wow, thank you Julie. (UNWRAPPING, WATER TRICKLING). Hey. Wait a second. Isn't this the tabletop zen garden with imitation Himalayan rock formations I gave you for Christmas last year?

(A LONG BEAT)

SS: Is it?

TR: Um, yes it is. You left the card on it. Merry Christmas Julie, from your big brother Mark, Christmas 2006.

SS: What? Who put that there?

GK: Don't let this happen to you. Bring your unwanted gifts to the ReGifting Warehouse. We specialize in laundering unwanted holiday gifts. Just turn yours in, trade it in for something of equal or lesser value, and regift in style. At the ReGifting Warehouse.

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