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FIFTH ANNUAL JOKE SHOW Joke Submissions Yo Mama Jokes Yo'mama is so fat when she puts
on a red dress people say,
-Yo' mama's so fat, when her pager goes off people think she's backing
up
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks serial killers put poison in people's cornflakes!
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy...it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
YO' MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITATIONAL FIELD.
Your Mama's so fat, if she won a beauty contest they'd sing, "Here she
comes, North America."
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Q: So, who's the Japanese insult comedienne who married a former Secretary
of Agriculture?
Yo mama is so ugly that she has to trick or treat by phone!
Yo' Momma's So Fat, she got a psychaitrist bill for 1500 dollars. 500
for the session and 1000 for a new couch!
Yo mamma so fat that when she runs the 50 yard dash she needs an overnight
bag.
Dear gang,
Yo Mama so fat when she takes a bath she makes gravy
yo mama----yo mama is so ugly that the hazardous waste people are scared
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Old Sweet Songs: A Prairie Home Companion 1974-1976
Lovingly selected from the earliest archives of A Prairie Home Companion, this heirloom collection represents the music from earliest years of the now legendary show: 1974–1976. With songs and tunes from jazz pianist Butch Thompson, mandolin maestro Peter Ostroushko, Dakota Dave Hull and the first house band, The Powdermilk Biscuit Band (Adam Granger, Bob Douglas and Mary DuShane).
